- Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:15 pm
Subway currently have a TV ad in which they advertise a vegan version of their frankly disgusting meatball sandwich. What is it with everything being feckin' vegan all of a sudden?
Anyhoo, the schtick is that they serve up the new meat-free meatball sandwich to a keen bunch of vegans eager to taste it, but bugger me, it tastes so nice that the vegans throw a wobbler because they think that there has been a terrible error and they've been given the meaty meatball sandwiches instead. Eventually the Subway flunkey double-checks and confirms that no mistake has been made, and that the vegan meatball sandwich really is just as shite as the meaty meatball sandwich.
I'll just have a cheesey bap, please.
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