[MisterMuncher]

The rapid and repeated application of a Fender Telecaster to the rear of the cranium has a wondrous effect on criminal tendency.

[The Red Arrow]

The rapid and repeated application of a Fender Telecaster to the rear of the cranium has a wondrous effect on criminal tendency.

You are Jack Sparrow's dad and I claim my £5

[youngian]

Are people who listen to Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit the sort you want wondering around on a cruise ship?

[Abernathy]

I'd be very surprised if this ad was run in Scotland. For the simple reason that nobody in Scotland would ever say "shall we?"

[Abernathy]

There's nothing particularly wrong with the day ahead of you. It's just not firing a 5mm heavy machine gun from a wildcat helicopter.

Get. To. Fuck.