[Abernathy]

How come he was they keynote speaker at the Tory conference once then?

I genuinely cannot believe you've asked that question.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

How come he was they keynote speaker at the Tory conference once then?

He really is none too bright at all, isn't he?

[Andy McDandy]

They love early evening snooker-based game shows?

[Coupled Moment]

They love early evening snooker-based game shows?

Come on, that's just a stereotype.

[davidjay]

Does he do shows for are troopz? Well well, I never knew that. He's kept that one quiet.

[shyamz]

And has anyone else ever noticed that the most raging soldier supporters are always the people who know the least about the rampant gallows humour of said heroes?

Soldier groupies, they don't do irony do they?

[storygirl]

And has anyone else ever noticed that the most raging soldier supporters are always the people who know the least about the rampant gallows humour of said heroes?

Soldier groupies, they don't do irony do they?

I imagine the average squadie in Basra would look at Davidson on the stage and simply think "Who?" Whereas Carr is exactly what they will want to see.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Yes. They're mostly young, that's what they'd prefer, not some superannuated racist. The army can be intensely racist (intentionally) but not against their own.

[Bones McCoy]

By the way, congrats on "spunk on his teacakes". Top swearing there.

It's the best way to serve them.

Every royal garden party, there're planning the buffet.
One hopes there will be spunk on the teacakes.

[satnav]

At the height of his fame Jim could pack out some of the country's biggest theatres for weeks at a time, having looked at his website it now looks like he is struggling to sell out some of the country's smallest theatres.

[davidjay]

It's always sad when someone who used to be a big star is on the way down. Well, maybe not always.

And if you don't think he's Cunt of the Century material, here's a line from last month's blogging:

Let’s hope that our black people beat all the other black people!

[ponce on the heath]

At the height of his fame Jim could pack out some of the country's biggest theatres for weeks at a time, having looked at his website it now looks like he is struggling to sell out some of the country's smallest theatres.

Really? I had no idea he was that popular. Surely by now it's the same few smug faces turning up to every show. I'm surprised he doesn't just Skype his new material to them.

Let’s hope that our black people beat all the other black people

Let's hope all our black people spunk on your teacakes Jim.

[davidjay]

He could probably do pantos and summer seasons for weeks at a time, but his own tours were never on that scale.

[MisterMuncher]

I seem to recall he had to cancel dates this past winter, and also was knocked back by a venue. He claims it was because of their PC Concerns, they reckon it was because he's a right cunt.

I know which explanation I favour.

[Andy McDandy]

Only if PC stands for Poor Credit.