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Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:49 pm
by Big Arnold
"It's not just fucking fresh bread, it's M&S fucking fresh bread."
When you're gluten intolerant, adverts for fresh bread really get on your tits.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:19 pm
by hel
Some adverts that I thought (hoped) had gone forever but have come back on our screens:

Go Compare: Corrrr blimeyyy cockerney taxi driver. People used to complain about the opera singer but he's easily the best bit of this one!

Oral-B: Woman speaks through a full set of white teeth while saying that she doesn't know how to keep her mouth healthy. She also gives the camera an excuse to focus on her arse, does some weird windmilling exercise that I don't think I've never seen anyone do IRL, opens a fridge that only contains peppers and is surprised/amused to learn from her badly-dubbed dentist that Oral-B make toothpaste.

Confused.com: Pink teddy bears are dumped on the ground in a busy urban area, one of them gets up and chases a man for reasons unknown. At least we no longer get James Corden performing driving stunts backed with a song by someone killed in a car crash.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:01 pm
by Abernathy
There's an ad on the TeeVee at the moment for piles ointment for the bum, called, aptly, Anusol.

But oddly, it's apparently prounced "Ann-yoo-sol". ????

Put me in mind of this .....


Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:23 pm
by spoonman
Abernathy wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:01 pm
There's an ad on the TeeVee at the moment for piles ointment for the bum, called, aptly, Anusol.

But oddly, it's apparently prounced "Ann-yoo-sol". ????

Put me in mind of this .....

I wonder how the name of this ship was then pronounced...

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Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:17 pm
by oboogie
spoonman wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:23 pm

I wonder how the name of this ship was then pronounced...

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Sorry Spoony, I thought that was too good to be true, so I checked. And it is.

http://maritimeaccident.org/2009/09/tit ... ax-solved/

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:43 am
by AOB
Makes me laugh the way banks like Nationwide (with their poets) and TSB in particular try to portray and promote themselves as paragons of socialism, on YOUR side, regular everyday good guys looking out for their customers, providing their service out of the goodness of their hearts and no mistake. Funnily enough, the average person tends not to charge people they lend cash to a fiver a day for every day after they said they'd pay it back, thus compounding or elongating the initial cashflow problem. "Working together, my arse" as Jim Royle might say.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:46 am
by AOB
M & S are parodying themselves in a current ad campaign. But that one with the mum talking in a sexy voice on the phone to her son in an attempt to get him to come home for Easter, is a bit..... ummmm. Okay, she's talking about the food, but she's still trying to sound sexy to him.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:24 pm
by Big Arnold
Why does releasing equity involve having a cup of tea?

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 6:03 pm
by AOB
Multi-bulti millionaire Simon Cowell singing the praises of Barclaycard's repayment calculator. That will be used by him as often as the voting box for Conservative candidates will be used by me on election polling slips.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 2:48 pm
by mattomac
Plus his eyes look bloody weird.

I think he has had some work done and it doesn't look good. Not sure why he has done that, he needs no money.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 3:41 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
And his chin. I think it's CGI.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 10:08 am
by The Red Arrow
FFS, Bob! Surely it's not that you need the money.


Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:12 pm
by AOB
He's not been overly fussy about his some of his choices of work in recent times but he's back with Scorcese soon in The Irishman alongside Pesci, Kietel and Pacino. I'm looking forward to that, the ingredients are there.....

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 4:03 pm
by Andy McDandy
Last few years he's been coasting. The only films I've seen him in, in the last 20 or so years where he seems to have given a shit were Ronin and Stardust.

Re: TV Ads that make me Choleric and Violent

Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 8:40 pm
by MisterMuncher
In fairness, I prefer Bob's gradual decline to Pacino's manic presence in pretty much everything since Scent Of A Woman. Proof positive that apology Oscars are a fucking menace.