[Watchman]

Especially if you lick them first

[spoonman]

I don't think Ed Sheeran is that bad to wish electrocution on oneself - defo overrated though, mainly to being overplayed to feck.

[The Red Arrow]

Harmless, but elevated way beyond his relevance.

[oboogie]

Ed Sheeran is an enormous disappointment to me. My Ludite musical self loves the notion that one man with an acoustic guitar can fill stadia in the over produced, synthetic 21st century, what a shame Ed Sheeran was that man.

[MisterMuncher]

As a young dishwasher I know once said:

"I look for girls that like Ed Sheeran. Anyone impressed by that bollocks is going to be hard to disappoint".

[Abernathy]

A radio ad, here, currently playing a lot on LBC, for Renault cars.

In which a young woman adopts for the entire ad an appallingly poor, sub "Allo Allo" accent. I think it's meant to be a French accent.

Talk about embarrassing to hear. Jeebus in a Jumpsuit.

[Kreuzberger]

After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.

[mr angry manchester]

As a young dishwasher I know once said:

"I look for girls that like Ed Sheeran. Anyone impressed by that bollocks is going to be hard to disappoint".

This bloke at a garage in Stockport I deliver stuff to looks like Ed Sheeran. The boss there calls him "Ed". Don't think he likes it.

[Abernathy]

After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.

Believe me, this lass ain't one of them.

[KevS]

Just checking as I can't be arsed to read back through the thread, have we had Alan, the Equity Release expert?

A face more smug than Gove and Raab combined. Honestly.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.

Pour le contexte - ç'est vrai.
There's a big lycée in central L. I used to travel on the train with many of them.

They were occasionally surprised that a Londoner could understand what they were saying to each other...

[The Red Arrow]

Anther one from HM 'Government'. According to an amazingly ethnic and gender balanced selection of self-important looking supervisor types in spotless overalls and hard hats, strutting around a selection of technicolor workplaces other than Subway and pretending they know how a theodolite works, January 2nd is going to suck big time because frictionless trade was another load of old bollocks.

E-farking-nough!

[AOB]

Anther one from HM 'Government'. According to an amazingly ethnic and gender balanced selection of self-important looking supervisor types in spotless overalls and hard hats, strutting around a selection of technicolor workplaces other than Subway and pretending they know how a theodolite works, January 2nd is going to suck big time because frictionless trade was another load of old bollocks.

E-farking-nough!

That may be the one where he writes the date 1st January 2021 on a blackboard like a primary school teacher, and likewise speaks to the viewer like an infant school teacher does to his class, "The FIRST of JAN-U-ARY 2021".

I think if you've got as far as setting up your own business you're capable of remembering one of the traditional stand-out dates on the calendar without being condescended to.

[Boiler]

Was it followed by pictograms of a mushroom cloud and a huge pile of shit?

[mr angry manchester]

After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.

Pour le contexte - ç'est vrai.
There's a big lycée in central L. I used to travel on the train with many of them.

They were occasionally surprised that a Londoner could understand what they were saying to each other...

I pretended to be French once to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses. "Pardon, monsieur, je ne parle pas Anglais"

They fucked off