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#624647
Ed Sheeran is an enormous disappointment to me. My Ludite musical self loves the notion that one man with an acoustic guitar can fill stadia in the over produced, synthetic 21st century, what a shame Ed Sheeran was that man.
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#624665
As a young dishwasher I know once said:

"I look for girls that like Ed Sheeran. Anyone impressed by that bollocks is going to be hard to disappoint".
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#626016
A radio ad, here, currently playing a lot on LBC, for Renault cars.

In which a young woman adopts for the entire ad an appallingly poor, sub "Allo Allo" accent. I think it's meant to be a French accent.

Talk about embarrassing to hear. Jeebus in a Jumpsuit.
#626083
After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.
#626085
MisterMuncher wrote:
Sat Sep 26, 2020 9:39 pm
As a young dishwasher I know once said:

"I look for girls that like Ed Sheeran. Anyone impressed by that bollocks is going to be hard to disappoint".
This bloke at a garage in Stockport I deliver stuff to looks like Ed Sheeran. The boss there calls him "Ed". Don't think he likes it.
#626086
Kreuzberger wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:12 pm
After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.
Believe me, this lass ain't one of them.
#626101
Just checking as I can't be arsed to read back through the thread, have we had Alan, the Equity Release expert?

A face more smug than Gove and Raab combined. Honestly.
#626110
Kreuzberger wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:12 pm
After Paris and Lyon, it is said that London has the most native French schpeakeurs. I mention this seulement for ze context.
Pour le contexte - ç'est vrai.
There's a big lycée in central L. I used to travel on the train with many of them.

They were occasionally surprised that a Londoner could understand what they were saying to each other...
#627611
Anther one from HM 'Government'. According to an amazingly ethnic and gender balanced selection of self-important looking supervisor types in spotless overalls and hard hats, strutting around a selection of technicolor workplaces other than Subway and pretending they know how a theodolite works, January 2nd is going to suck big time because frictionless trade was another load of old bollocks.

E-farking-nough!
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