[youngian]

If this a genuinely challenging news channel then government ministers aren’t going to appear. The result will be wall to wall Duncan Smith and Andrew Bridgen.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

No Marc François? How odd.

[The Red Arrow]

I heard he got a gig on the BBC Gnome Service - increased listeners penfold.

[Cyclist]

Gnome Service? You nicked that off David Bowie, didn't you

[The Red Arrow]

Yes. I'm feeling pretty Low about it.

[Watchman]

Neigh lad, we're all Heroes here

[Kreuzberger]

...
Time alright. Time to equip OFCOM with water cannon.

This post isn't going to age well, is it?

[The Red Arrow]

Would you like to make some ch-ch-ch-changes to it?

[Kreuzberger]

Only in our Golden Years...