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By ManicMiner
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#48119
Party girl Eugenie lights up the West End with her glowstick necklace


Princess Eugenie lit up the night as she partied at a West End night club with a glow in the dark stick.

The 18-year-old Royal, who has been a regular fixture on the London night club scene in recent weeks, showed off her eye-catching accessory as she left the Whiskey Mist club in Mayfair.

Her night out comes just days after she was photographed cosying up to wealthy heir Sam Sangster at the Mahiki club.



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Someone gets paid wrwiting this crap?
 
By JamesFarrier
Membership Days
#48121
I dunno, good excuse for the Mail readers to look at royalty tits incognito.
 
By Disgusting Liberal
Membership Days
#48128
JSES wrote:I dunno, good excuse for the Mail readers to look at royalty tits incognito.
what on a fat frump like that? Mind you the necklace could substitute for the torch in the mining helmet and torch approach to cunnilingus necessary on fat birds.
 
By ManicMiner
Membership Days Posts
#48341
Katie Holmes wears jeans

The loose-fitting flares were so large in fact that they swallowed up her shoes, the hems left dragging along the ground.


:roll:
 
By Mr Mordon
Membership Days Posts
#48343
You do have to wonder how many times folk waring those kind of jeans fall flat on their face after triping over the hem :lol:
 
By office_tramp
Membership Days
#48402
Never mind the jeans - look how bloody big that bag is!

- Greg, UK, 12/9/2008 13:48


He's got a point. It's like a suitcase disguised as a handbag.
 
By sven945
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#48422
Notice how it's got "By Daily Mail Reporter" on the byline. Nobody has got the balls to own up to writing the piece.
 
By Esqui
Membership Days Posts
#48452
Unless that is actually someone's name there. They're well suited to the job if so
 
By Captain Klutz
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#48454
Chris wrote:Unless that is actually someone's name there. They're well suited to the job if so


If the Mail ever recruits journalists based on the suitability of their names it's a job for life for Terry Fuckwitt.
 
By IanC
Membership Days Posts
#48595
They really don't get why shes hiding the baby do they?
 
By Citizen Cain
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#48610
SO WE WONT KNOW THAT LORD XENU IS THE FATHER!!!!!
 
By tc-obo
Membership Days Posts
#48694
fuck me, get tom cruise on the job RIGHT NOW


THE DEMON SPAWN OF XENU MUST DIE BEFORE HE ESCAPES FROM HIS ETERNAL PRISON TO ONCE AGAIN ENSLAVE THE WORLD VIA TAX AUDITS
 
By ManicMiner
Membership Days Posts
#48849
erm, is this a story?


In an utterly shameless, overindulgent article, Esther Rantzen admits she's Mutton dressed as Lamb

I weigh about the same as I did at 30. I pride myself that I have the spring, bounce and youthful energy of a lamb. Maybe not newborn, but a mature lamb with rounded limbs and well-formed features.




OK, but Why? Did she get paid to write this drivel?


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What to do? I have worn a close-fitting black Joseph jacket for at least 15 years, and it never goes out of fashion. Getting rid of it would be like throwing away a loyal friend. I can't do it. But I must, it seems.
 
By Abernathy
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#48880
Talk about granny porn. You wouldn't - would you? It'd be like shagging a stuffed badger.
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