[Son Of Hand]

Oh for the innocent days of my childhood, when the Star had a different name and Dennis The Menace was always the front page story.

[AOB]

How very responsible and grown-up of the Star. They'll be among the first and loudest to whine if it comes to standpipes in the street.

[Messianic Trees]

[bluebellnutter]

I mean...these headlines are sort of in the English language but then sort of not

[Kreuzberger]

Why would a fading, septuagenarian popstar be within a million miles of a ball boys' dressing room?

[Big Arnold]

Since cops raid what?

[Malcolm Armsteen]

Why would a fading, septuagenarian popstar be within a million miles of a ball boys' dressing room?

Well someone has to check that they've got their shorts on the right way round. Allegedly.

FWIW I doubt that Cliff is much interested in young boys - isn't he too repressed by religion and guilt?

[Big Arnold]

The Rock says Daily Star fabricated 'snowflake' criticism

Tabloid quoted actor Dwayne Johnson as saying millennials are ‘putting us backwards’

The Daily Star has yet to comment on whether the interview was fabricated, but has now taken it offline.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/j ... ne-johnson

[Kreuzberger]

The Star, which used the piece to assert that “the UK is mourning the death of comedy due to humourless crowds demanding no risky jokes”...

Risky? Illiterate fuck wits.

[SoulBoy]

The Rock is worth more than the Mirror paid for the Star and Express titles, I assume that when he lawyers up the papers quickly stand down.

Being The Rock I'd assume that, rather than going down the legal route, he instead offered to take a copy of the Daily Star, shine it up real nice, twist it sideways and stick it straight up their candy-asses.

[spoonman]

I'm not sure that they meant it, but kudos to the Granuiad for the headline beginning with "The Rock says..."