[Andy McDandy]

Its aimed at people who get worked up over plasma screens and mobile phones, like the guy from Sandbanks (see the vs modern technology thread). Never mind that such things are relatively affordable; they represent a level of luxury in the hands of the unworthy.

Small minded, pigshit thick bores.

[Boiler]

Plasma TV - another dead/dying technology. Thought they'd like that?

[Safe_Timber_Man]

I think to the Mailites "Plasma TV" is just a catchall term for a big and expensive TV that people on benefits have but shouldn't.

[MisterMuncher]

Its aimed at people who get worked up over plasma screens and mobile phones, like the guy from Sandbanks (see the vs modern technology thread). Never mind that such things are relatively affordable; they represent a level of luxury in the hands of the unworthy.

Small minded, pigshit thick bores.

Small minded covers it precisely. They can't grasp that an IT based solution saves so much in time, labour, resources and actual money relative to paper. All they know is that an iPad costs rather a lot and they're used by millennials to take selfies and their grandkids would rather play Minecraft on an iPad than listen to any of their shit. Immune to context.

[Boiler]

Wasn't it her brother that insisted on the retention of parchment for records in the House?

[MisterMuncher]

I believe so. I do recall that it was pointlessly expensive (but someone else was paying), distinctly impractical and being done for no reason other than "this is what we've always done". So yeah, bang up his particular alley.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The Moggs are also pushing some bollocks about not being allowed to speak. The Parliament isn't even sitting yet.

[Big Arnold]

EU livid as UK MEPs admit they're confident of new Brexit deal - 'Macron is agitating!'

A FURIOUS argument erupted in the European Parliament after Brexit Party MEP Diane James told Germany's Elmar Brok the UK would be able to renegotiate a deal with the EU after “agitation” from Angela Merkel and Emmanuel Macron.
By FREDDIE JORDAN

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/11431 ... tics-video

[Bones McCoy]

The Moggs are also pushing some bollocks about not being allowed to speak. The Parliament isn't even sitting yet.

They're always getting no-platformed:
* In the library.
* In the threatre.
* On the quiet carriage..

There's no victimhood like a Rees-Mogg victimhood.

[The Red Arrow]

[Tubby Isaacs]

Bill Cash still lying about GATT 24, I see. Tony Benn used to take Cash seriously on Europe.

[youngian]

Benn at least threw around quotable soundbites to back up his confidently delivered gibberish. Bill Cash could bore for England.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Marcus Fysh is talking the same rubbish. And accusing others of "disinformation".

[Big Arnold]

New film ‘Yesterday’ depicts world where man wakes up and no one has heard of Brexit

[Big Arnold]

'Change your position and we can talk': Tusk and Juncker lay down Brexit gauntlet to Johnson and Hunt as they say divorce deal cannot be changed

But he and Mr Juncker put the bloc on a collision course with the two leadership rivals as they both reiterated that the Withdrawal Agreement cannot be changed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rexit.html

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

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CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.