[satnav]

Some papers were suggesting yesterday that Boris Johnson should appoint Iain Duncan-Smith as his deputy prime minister if he becomes PM. How screwed will the country be with those two clowns in charge?

[Tubby Isaacs]

They might as well make Redwood chancellor if they do that.

Seeing Amber Rudd is fully on board with Johnson, could she not get the Liddington job? She'd be able to do PMQs tolerably well and talk about policy generally.

[Boiler]

Some papers were suggesting yesterday that Boris Johnson should appoint Iain Duncan-Smith as his deputy prime minister if he becomes PM. How screwed will the country be with those two clowns in charge?

I await its consumption in flames.

[KevS]

Some men just want to watch the world burn....

[spoonman]

They might as well make Redwood chancellor if they do that.

And throw in François for defence secretary.

[Malcolm Armsteen]

I heard that Walter the Softy is headed for the Department of Hard Sums.

Minister with responsibility for re-introducing the groat.

[Boiler]

Minister with responsibility for re-introducing the groat.

It'll be the new minimum wage.

[Abernathy]

Nadine Dorries, Foreign Secretary. Liz Truss, Chancellor. Priti Patel, Home Secretary.

[randomelement]

Christopher Chope Minister for Women and Equalities

[satnav]

The Daily Mail are now touting David Davis as Chancellor or Foreign Secretary. Not bad going for a bloke who is not very good with details and can't negotiate for toffee. It will truly be a cabinet of none of the talents.

[Tubby Isaacs]

You think that's bad?

[Tubby Isaacs]

Or this?

Chief Secretary is a seriously important job, concentrating on department spending. The last thing it needs is somebody who's going to write off huge chunks of expenditure he doesn't understand.

[KevS]

The Independent are now reporting that Patel genuinely is being thought of as a possible Home Secretary.

Great steaming Christ!!!!!

[Boiler]

And thanks to us having the shittest opposition ever, no credible chance of binning these fuckers off at a GE.

[spoonman]

The Independent are now reporting that Patel genuinely is being thought of as a possible Home Secretary.

Great steaming Christ!!!!!

Patel's catchphrase for seeking the Home Secretary post being "You thought Theresa May was a cunt? Watch this!"