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By Boiler
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#574909
Abernathy wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 7:30 pm
You can't "fracture" a penis, can you?

There's nae bone in there to break, is there? Just erectile tissue.
On the contrary - you can.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
 
By Boiler
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#574910
Daley Mayle wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 1:52 pm
A bit like a taxi company's promise of the arrival of the taxi, 'Twenty minutes, tops'.
ust realised I always say 20 minutes when me mam asks me what time's dinner going to be ready.
"Next train: 3 minutes". As seen on many aTube indicator panel.
 
By spoonman
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#574911
Boiler wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:14 pm
Abernathy wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 7:30 pm
You can't "fracture" a penis, can you?

There's nae bone in there to break, is there? Just erectile tissue.
On the contrary - you can.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
I suspect Abers wanted to know as he's "asking for a friend" ;)
 
By Boiler
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#574913
spoonman wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:23 pm
Boiler wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:14 pm
Abernathy wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 7:30 pm
You can't "fracture" a penis, can you?

There's nae bone in there to break, is there? Just erectile tissue.
On the contrary - you can.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154
I suspect Abers wanted to know as he's "asking for a friend" ;)
Arf arf :lol:
 
By Abernathy
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#574920
Jeebus. You'd not want that. I've always been careful to keep mine nice and straight. I did wonder why some of my sexual partners queried my use of a set square, mind.
 
By Boiler
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#574928
Bones McCoy wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:44 pm
I've a "friend" who wants to know about getting it to wine-bottle size - preferably without any of that unpleasant fracturing business.
You'll find that those who naturally have a macro-penis often curse the possession of it.
 
By spoonman
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#574933
Bones McCoy wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:44 pm
I've a "friend" who wants to know about getting it to wine-bottle size - preferably without any of that unpleasant fracturing business.
Presumably the wine bottle size in question is Piccolo?
By Tommy Gun
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Boiler wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 8:17 pm
Daley Mayle wrote:
Tue May 14, 2019 1:52 pm
A bit like a taxi company's promise of the arrival of the taxi, 'Twenty minutes, tops'.
ust realised I always say 20 minutes when me mam asks me what time's dinner going to be ready.
"Next train: 3 minutes". As seen on many aTube indicator panel.
All public transport operates on a different concept of time to everything else.
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