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#585918
More deathless prose from Mr Krause:
A woman has been fined for leaving meat in and around Wimbledon parks.

Taking to Facebook to share the news, Merton Police said they recently received reports of leftover meat being discarded in parks around the area.

"Residents were worried that someone might be attempting to poison animals that use the parks, and we can confirm that no poison was found on the leftovers," the post read.

"They spoke to the person that has been doing it and she confirmed that it was for the foxes in the locality. They told her it was fowl to litter in such a manner."

As a result she was issued with a fine.

Late last year similar alarm bells were raised when raw chicken pieces were found scattered across Wimbledon. At the time dog owners spoke out to voice their concern that the meat may be poisonous as the deaths of three foxes had been reported.

It is not believed that this particular incident was linked to the ones in 2018 though.

However, police did add that if this behaviour continues, to contact your local safer neighbourhoods team where it will be further dealt with.
A decent 14-year old can write better than that...
By randomelement
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Malcolm Armsteen wrote:
Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:40 pm
More deathless prose from Mr Krause:
A woman has been fined for leaving meat in and around Wimbledon parks.

Taking to Facebook to share the news, Merton Police said they recently received reports of leftover meat being discarded in parks around the area.

"Residents were worried that someone might be attempting to poison animals that use the parks, and we can confirm that no poison was found on the leftovers," the post read.

"They spoke to the person that has been doing it and she confirmed that it was for the foxes in the locality. They told her it was fowl to litter in such a manner."

As a result she was issued with a fine.

Late last year similar alarm bells were raised when raw chicken pieces were found scattered across Wimbledon. At the time dog owners spoke out to voice their concern that the meat may be poisonous as the deaths of three foxes had been reported.

It is not believed that this particular incident was linked to the ones in 2018 though.

However, police did add that if this behaviour continues, to contact your local safer neighbourhoods team where it will be further dealt with.
A decent 14-year old can write better than that...
Fuck, at this rate even I could get a job in journalism.

Also, if chicken was used last time, was the fowl meat used this time duck, goose or swan?
 
By Bones McCoy
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#585945
davidjay wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 11:18 am
Anyone under the age of forty should have to have a licence to grow a beard.
When these Hipsters find their gasmasks leaking, we will have the last laugh.
 
By Cyclist
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Excellent. Name and shame, with pictures, so the whole community can see who these cunts are.

We need more of this.

Some of them won't care, of course, but there are a hell of a lot of people hiding behind that thin veneer of respectability, who would be mortified to be called out in the supermarket or pub for the cunts they are. When the shield of anonymity is removed and they're left blinking in the glare of publicity, how many of them would continue? Damn' few I reckon. When their genuinely respectable friends and work colleagues start to shun them they'll soon shut up and get back in their box. I've seen it happen, when someone's keyboard warriorhood is exposed and they're treated with the contempt they so richly deserve they grizzle and whine about how they're treated unfairly. After all, being abusive on the internet isn't a crime, there are no victims, why are you all picking on meee?

It's fucking wonderful to see these cunts being made to face the consequences of their behaviour.

I may sound a bit harsh, but having been on the receiving end of some of these respectable middle-class people in the past I have no sympathy whatsofuckungever.
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By Andy McDandy
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A few years ago I got a little note stuck under my windscreen wiper, saying that if I didn't park outside my own house, I'd get my tyres slashed. A few days later, unable to park accordingly, I left it where there was a space. Suburban street, nice neighbourhood, lots of cars, you parked where you could. In the morning someone had smashed my windscreen.

This is what those twats moved on to.
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