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By Safe_Timber_Man
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Another stream of insults and name calling by Rod Liddle. I always find it odd that he's always so desperate to pretend he isn't middle class.



Extinction Rebellion should pack up their plastic tents and virtue-signalling hysterics and get back to work

THEY’RE still with us, then. The narcissists and bedwetters of ­Extinction Rebellion.

Still choking up the city of London. The most white and middle-class and privileged protest this country has ever seen.

All worshippers of a damaged and exploited 16-year-old Swedish girl who hasn’t got a clue what she’s talking about.

They want an end to capitalism. To be replaced by what? The socialism of the Soviet Union, North Korea or Ecuador?

Yay, brilliant! Capitalism has its flaws, but it has lifted untold billions out of poverty. These clowns, who wish to tear it all down, need to learn a bit of history.

They want an end to fossil fuels. And there they squat in their tents made out of polyurethane, in their polyester waterproofs, clutching their mobile phones. How do you think plastic is made, you morons? You think it grows on trees?

They think our society is wasteful. But they will buy their takeaway coffees from the big chains and queue at McDonald’s for their lunch.

You want to change the world, you drongos? Start at home, huh? Start with your own lifestyles.

My generation, the one you love to hate, had NONE of that stuff. No takeaways, no mobile phones, not much in the way of polyester either. Hell, even our tents were made out of canvas. But they are too busy sobbing to think about their own lifestyles.

This is the most cosseted and ­privileged generation we have ever seen. And they show not the slightest sign of wishing to give up the benefits modern industry has given them. It’s always someone else who is to blame, not them.

I wonder, incidentally, how many extra tons of fluorocarbons have been dumped in the atmosphere as a consequence of these protests? The buses and cars backed up for mile after mile on end, because they can’t get through? Do you suppose for a moment any of that occurred to them?

“We’re doing it for our CHILDREN!” they shriek. Nah, you’re not. You’re doing it because you are virtue-signalling ­hysterics. And the great irony, of course, is that they are being paid to squat on their fat ar*es by the rest of us.

If these dingbats work at all, it won’t be in the private sector. Private sector firms can’t afford to have an employee taking weeks off at a time because he’s had a hissy fit about global warming.

They work in the public sector or ­charities, where bosses are much more lenient about things like that — because they don’t have to make money. Without the private sector there wouldn’t be a public sector. We pay for you. Now pack up the tent and go back to work, you serially indulged kidults.

And don’t you think it’s about time the police started getting a little bit more involved with their work? These protesters have, once again, been indulged. Treated with astonishing ­kindliness by the police.

Imagine if this had been a Brexit rally? The whole lot of them would have been kettled and sent home by five o’clock, day one. Man-made climate change exists and we should do more to prevent the ­damage caused to our environment.

I don’t doubt that for one second. But these protests are an utter irrelevance. They are the pre-bedtime screech of a toddler. It’s about time the rest of us lost our patience.




Middle classes wise up

At last the real world has caught up with Pizza Express

THAT'S the pizza restaurant for middle-class people. And it is on its uppers, on the verge of closure.

That’s because it offers truly rotten value for money, and always has. The sizes are comparatively small and the prices nigh extortionate.

At last the middle classes have wised up – it’s only taken them 30 years or so.




RIP Hessy

RIP then, Hessy, the lovely humpback whale that swam up the Thames and has now been found dead.

THE creature presumably reached Westminster Bridge. Saw all the crusties shrieking in Parliament Square.Caught sight of Speaker John Bercow striding around in the manner of a pompous midget. Saw the EU flags waved by Remoaner ­protestors. And promptly gave up the will to live.





Here's the latest Brexit scare story

IF WE leave without a deal, the UK’s supply of sperm will, er, dry up. Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe some company freeze-dries stuff, shapes it into lumps for “tasty meat substitute” vegan meals. I had one of those the other day and I could well believe it.

How shall we cope without our regular gallon-loads of Belgian sperm? Maybe the Prime Minister has an answer.

Certainly never seems short of the stuff himself.
 
By Cyclist
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Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.
Because nobody wants the septic cock-dribble a wanker like you would produce.
 
By youngian
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IF WE leave without a deal, the UK’s supply of sperm will, er, dry up. Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe some company freeze-dries stuff, shapes it into lumps for “tasty meat substitute” vegan meals. I had one of those the other day and I could well believe it.

How shall we cope without our regular gallon-loads of Belgian sperm? Maybe the Prime Minister has an answer.

I have an answer; Capitalism has a tendency to consolidate within its market so greater economy of scale leads to specialization and professionalism at a lower price from fewer commercial producers. Its on the back of the Adam Smith £20 note, Rod. You're even really shit at being a Tory.
 
By Bones McCoy
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youngian wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:42 pm
IF WE leave without a deal, the UK’s supply of sperm will, er, dry up. Apparently we import gallons of European Uncle Dunk every year. I have absolutely no idea why.

Maybe some company freeze-dries stuff, shapes it into lumps for “tasty meat substitute” vegan meals. I had one of those the other day and I could well believe it.

How shall we cope without our regular gallon-loads of Belgian sperm? Maybe the Prime Minister has an answer.

I have an answer; Capitalism has a tendency to consolidate within its market so greater economy of scale leads to specialization and professionalism at a lower price from fewer commercial producers. Its on the back of the Adam Smith £20 note, Rod. You're even really shit at being a Tory.
That indicates the kitchen staff's opinion of Liddle.
Soup for Mister creosote - and make it a 'Winner'.
 
By Safe_Timber_Man
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So we've got climate change, transgender, racism and Remainers. And of course, "woke" and "snowflakes".



Lew's oil wrong

THE latest woke and mega-rich celebrity to tell you how to live your life is Lewis Hamilton.

He has told us that we should all become vegan in order to save the planet.

Yes, this is a man who drives cars for a living. Cars which spew out more hydrocarbons than a transatlantic jumbo jet.

And whose wealth comes from his sponsors such as Petronas, the giant Malaysian oil firm.

And who usually travels to his races in a private plane. And Lewis thinks all of this is offset by the fact he only eats chives, or something.

Hell, I think if Hamilton gave up his day job – and maybe took the Tube occasionally – climate change would immediately go into reverse.

His lifestyle couldn’t be more damaging to the environment if he ran an enormous factory which minced polar bears into cat food.

Don’t these witless slebs realise how stupid and hypocritical they appear? It’s like being told to stay away from drugs by Keith Richards.

Lewis has said sometimes he feels so depressed about the damage to the planet he feels like “giving it all up”.

What, mate – the money and the success?

Yeah. Sure
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Big cities can't think straight

A NEW study suggests that people who live in heavily polluted areas suffer terrible brain-related problems. They can’t think straight. They don’t remember stuff like the rest of us can.

Maybe that’s why our most polluted big cities – London, Glasgow, Liverpool – voted overwhelmingly to stay in the EU.They wandered down to the polling station on June 23, 2016 with all these horrible chemicals addling their brains.




Not a fair race

FEMALE athletes given injections of ­testosterone perform much better than other women, a new study has found. Men produce lots of ­testosterone, which is one of the reasons they are a lot better at sports.

It’s against the rules for women to inject themselves with testosterone before a race. So a transgender woman already has a good head start.

Believe me, we are ­seeing a growing threat to women’s sports, with transgender people taking first place in an increasing number of ­disciplines.

Doesn’t seem remotely fair to me.




Ban is monu-mental

STUDENTS, huh. Latest thing is they want to ban a statue at the University of Manchester.

Because it’s raaaaacccisst.

The planned statue is of Mahatma Gandhi, a pacifist who fought for Indian independence. But they hate Gandhi because he had a colonial attitude towards black people, apparently.

Nobody, anywhere, is good enough for these moronic snowflakes.

Anybody, past or present, who transgresses any of their fatuous beliefs has to be banned.









Sofia's shamed by few

LIKE Raheem Sterling, I feel a little bit sorry for the Bulgarians.

They get absolutely stuffed 6-0 at home by England.

And then they’re revealed to the world as the most racist scumbags ever to walk this Earth.

The England players behaved magnificently in Sofia.

And it is right that the contingent of low-browed Neanderthals making foul monkey chants were kicked out the ground. But they were a minority.

And isn’t it racist to blame an entire country for the actions of a few?



Just a reminder of one of the many racist posts Rod made on a Milwall forum:
Surely if they’re fcking the Nigerians, Somalians etc the correct term would be niggermeat, rather than wogmeat? You’ve got to get your terminology correct.
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