[Tubby Isaacs]

Indeed. And one of their "stars" too.

What are the police supposed to do though?

[The Red Arrow]

I think it would depend upon an interpretation of the Representation of the People Act.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Ah, I'd forgotten that, good point.

She should phone a libel lawyer too.

[The Red Arrow]

[Arrowhead]

Can’t say I have all that much sympathy for the SNP since, for obvious reasons, they are not a nationwide party. Seems a bit rough on the LD’s, however.

Either way, I still won’t be watching. I’ve got far more constructive things to do with my time than watching Johnson & Corbyn flinging custard pies at one another for a couple of hours. The mere sight of Johnson makes me want to stick my foot through the television screen.

[Tubby Isaacs]

The SNP omly got on before because Cameron twigged they'd be keen to go after Miliband.

[Kreuzberger]

Head Girl, for it is she, is not covering herself in glory. I get a real sense that she would be better carping from the sidelines, rather than wade in to waters which are demostrably too deep for her. Besides, her having a mare will leave the field clear for the Spaffmeister, unless Corbyn decides to bawl out a production assistant.

All of these things remain viable possibilities.

[Boiler]

Violet Elizabeth Swinson.

[The Red Arrow]

[Boiler]

How about forgetting the fucking photo ops and outlining some actual policies other than "Stop Brexit"?

[The Red Arrow]

You mean thcweaming "Corbyn's a poo-poo head!" isn't a policy?

[Bones McCoy]

Violet Elizabeth Swinson.

Thwinthon - surely?

[Snowflake]

Or Schwinshon, if you're Sean Connery.

[The Red Arrow]

When I was 17, my "friends" organised a party and declined to invite me. I went along anyway, hung around outside for an hour, hoping they'd let me in, gave up, went home and cried while listening to Joy Division.

And I still had more dignity than this.

[Tubby Isaacs]

That reminds me of Rick Spleen's vague plans for doing comedy gigs on the internet.