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By The Red Arrow
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#596155
I shall be dining in solidarity with the Polish woman next door. With a bit of luck, she might get her krakowskas out.
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By The Red Arrow
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#596159
(Scene: Interior of conservatory, daylight.)

Neice: It's Julia from next door, Unc!

Julia: Pervink troo my betroom vindow again? Zese - how you say eet? - yentlemin's magazine vere delifered next door by idiot postman.

R.A (hurriedly hiding large pair of binoculars): Ah! Yes! I only ordered it for an - er, interesting article. Yes! That's it! Article! Parsnips! All about parsnips.

Julia: But I luff parsneeps! Breeng me box! I make you grantmother's parsneep yam. Maybe get krakovskas out iff you lucky.
 
By Bones McCoy
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#596164
The Red Arrow wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:57 am
(Scene: Interior of conservatory, daylight.)

Neice: It's Julia from next door, Unc!

Julia: Pervink troo my betroom vindow again? Zese - how you say eet? - yentlemin's magazine vere delifered next door by idiot postman.

R.A (hurriedly hiding large pair of binoculars): Ah! Yes! I only ordered it for an - er, interesting article. Yes! That's it! Article! Parsnips! All about parsnips.

Julia: But I luff parsneeps! Breeng me box! I make you grantmother's parsneep yam. Maybe get krakovskas out iff you lucky.
I look forward to regular episodes.
 
By Watchman
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#596197
The Red Arrow wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:57 am
(Scene: Interior of conservatory, daylight.)

Neice: It's Julia from next door, Unc!

Julia: Pervink troo my betroom vindow again? Zese - how you say eet? - yentlemin's magazine vere delifered next door by idiot postman.

R.A (hurriedly hiding large pair of binoculars): Ah! Yes! I only ordered it for an - er, interesting article. Yes! That's it! Article! Parsnips! All about

Julia: But I luff parsneeps! Breeng me box! I make you grantmother's parsneep yam. Maybe get krakovskas out iff you lucky.

You silver tongued charmer, you
By WTF?
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#596272
The Red Arrow wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:57 am
Maybe get krakovskas out iff you lucky.
I fucking hate the interwebs. It brings out the very worst in humanity, myself included. But, every now and then, someone like Red Arrer comes along and reminds me of what we are capable of. Sir, I salute you! May God bless you, your theatrical career and your krakovskas.
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By The Red Arrow
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#596274
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Thank you, thank you. I shall continue to chronicle my exploits in the hope that raised titters might in some small way alleviate the sorrow of living in the times we find ourselves unwillingly and, if we all pull together, temporarily, inhabiting.
By WTF?
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#596286
Bravo! Encore!

You guys don't know it, but you keep me going through these dark times. You let me know that there are other liberal, civilised, open, decent human beings out there. Willing to accept a stranger, no matter what colour his skin, no matter whether he prays to his God on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday, and I love you for it.

These fuckers have tried before and they'll try again. As The Arrer points out, the only way they win is if we sit back and accept it. In my experience yer average Tory doesn't react well to a firmly put argument right in his face. Take it to them. Give it to them tight. Let them know they own this shit and never give up this fight.

Fuck the Tories!
 
By Bones McCoy
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#596334
Boiler wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:07 pm
"Sport Are Bongs!"

"You didn't raise enough money"

"Oh. Errrr.... Sport Are Vetruns!"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51271287
Speke yore branez never disappoints.
 
By Boiler
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Returning to That Bloody Bell - https://scramnews.com/brexiteers-embarr ... owdfunder/
But – and this is a big BUT – it’s unclear whether Hope for Heroes will actually accept the cash offered. Given the charity’s non-political status, it has previously refused donations from political groups – notably turning down a donation from the far-right English Defence League in 2013.

StandUp4Brexit is directly linked to the Conservative Party, with its social media profiles describing the group as a “Grassroots Conservative campaign to ensure Brexit, as promised at Lancaster House, is delivered.” The crowdfunder has also been steered by chief gammon Mark Francois – Conservative MP for Rayleigh and Wickford.
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