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By Boiler
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#596262
spoonman wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:02 pm
Boiler wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:30 pm
Thanks, Malc. My CLP is nominating on the 3rd of February. I'm not eligible to vote but as I know the venue (it's but a few minutes' drive from here) I might offer the services of myself and 'The Panzer' for those who can't get there. It doesn't give me much time to fit ejector seats for anyone proposing to vote Long-Bailey/Burgon though.... :lol:
A (relatively) simple solution - instead of the usual paper ballots, use electronic voting machines instead, configured so that anyone whom selects RLB immediately falls though a hidden trap door below them. :twisted:
This is the Fens, Spoony. It's already below sea-level so can they just get buried in the fine Fenland soil? :lol:
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#596292
Hard to know where to leave this, but in other self-inflicted disaster news, it seems that the Observer's Catherine Bennet has deleted her twitter account. I've checked and double checked and treble checked. Those articles are real. Really real. In an actual 'newspaper'. I never thought I'd utter the phrase 'sub-Littlejohn', but then I suppose all crowns are handed down eventually - especially during 'interesting' times. It would appear that the final straw was being accused of plagiarising a parody account. An account, which in apparent multiple guises is having a field day. Check it all out and make your own minds up.






Subjective, perhaps - https://twitter.com/sarah_ox_laugh is a very amusing creation, btw.
#596294
Falling for the (fake) plagiarism is just bizarre - and as it's allegedly from effectively the same paper too you think they'd check before freaking out.

Shame really, as the point in the article about the sudden outburst of feminism in people who couldn't give a shit 5 mins ago is legit.
#596320
When Diane Abbot ran for the Labour London mayoral nomination she made great play that it was time for a mayor from an ethnic minority. Many members agreed and voted for Sadiq Khan. Diane had high hopes as she was a frequent media windbag like Johnson. Which is why she didn’t get the nomination.
#596325
Searching on Twitter under Nandy you will still find CyberNats banging on about something she didn’t say. The claim is Nandy wants to send up English cops to crack their skulls after expressing admiration for Spain over Catalonia. What she was noting is that tensions are eased when the Socialist Party is in power. If anything she was making overtures to the SNP. No pleasing some.
#596353
youngian wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 4:23 pm
Tubby Isaacs wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:04 pm
Lisa Nandy has suggested employers pay in work benefits. This is an awful idea. That's an incentive ot to hire them at all.
Aren’t ‘in work benefits’ called wages?
State benefits, mostly working tax credits. Very important to eg single parents.
#596363
Yeah. Get the 3-quid Trots and SWP wannabees out on the street. It's still about plimsolls on the pavement. But they'll be writing a long letter to some obscure left wing rag that night...
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#596410
Tubby Isaacs wrote:
Mon Jan 27, 2020 9:13 pm
All these brilliant policies and politicians let down by "the campaign". They must be livid the people who were in charge of that.

Oh, it was them and their mates. So that's OK.
Labour and Momentum’s campaign videos are very good. Just what could the problem be?

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