Paul Staines has a lot to answer for.
His dad has a lot to answer for, for not choosing to have Semen Staines instead that night.
I just did. I could hear my brain cells sobbing.
Tolerant so long as minorities knew their place and didn’t kick up a fuss about being mocked, dehumanised and treated as second class citizens at every turn.
It has come to my attention that peoople have been sowing the seeds of intolerance.
I naturally condemn this, and will expose the culprits when they are found.
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