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#505653
I actually don't get Kirkwood, personally. I think she looks a bit mumsy, you know, sort of OK at a glance from a few feet away but, no thanks. Coleen Nolan is another one who I put in this category.
 
By Andy McDandy
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#505654
Seriously, "Woman wears clothes while doing job"?

I can just picture some terrified intern sitting in terror at their desk as a sub-editor barks at them for more copy or pack their bags. They think desperately, is there something on the election I can write, is there some shit about Muslims I can invent? Then their gaze falls on the wall-mounted big screen. Inspiration! Quick, onto the iPlayer and hit Print Screen...

MAM - she does have that lovely Scottish accent.
 
By Bones McCoy
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#505659
mr angry manchester wrote:I actually don't get Kirkwood, personally. I think she looks a bit mumsy, you know, sort of OK at a glance from a few feet away but, no thanks. Coleen Nolan is another one who I put in this category.
It's cos she's blessed in the assets departmement.
#505661
Naw, Bones, I like a lady to be blessed with curves myself, think Lucy Pinder, Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook etc. Carol K just doesn't do owt for me, I didn't think she looked all that good when she was on Strictly
 
By Abernathy
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#505674
mr angry manchester wrote:Naw, Bones, I like a lady to be blessed with curves myself, think Lucy Pinder, Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook etc. Carol K just doesn't do owt for me, I didn't think she looked all that good when she was on Strictly
You surely aren't suggesting that La Kirkwood lacks curves ?

As the good Kreuzberger put it, you'd fuck her until the neighbours called the cops.
#505684
Abernathy wrote:
mr angry manchester wrote:Naw, Bones, I like a lady to be blessed with curves myself, think Lucy Pinder, Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook etc. Carol K just doesn't do owt for me, I didn't think she looked all that good when she was on Strictly
You surely aren't suggesting that La Kirkwood lacks curves ?

As the good Kreuzberger put it, you'd fuck her until the neighbours called the cops.
Brook, Atkinson and Pinder yes, Kirkwood, alas, no
 
By Kreuzberger
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#505686
Abernathy wrote:
mr angry manchester wrote:Naw, Bones, I like a lady to be blessed with curves myself, think Lucy Pinder, Gemma Atkinson, Kelly Brook etc. Carol K just doesn't do owt for me, I didn't think she looked all that good when she was on Strictly
You surely aren't suggesting that La Kirkwood lacks curves ?

As the good Kreuzberger put it, you'd fuck her until the neighbours called the cops.
Some day, I shall be on bended knee, accepting my OBE for Services to the Mother Tongue. I shall be gracious, as always.
 
By The Red Arrow
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#507605
Nice thread. I don't think Liam's impressed...
Liam Dutton‏Verified account @liamdutton

.@ExpressNathan Winter wrong. Spring wrong. Same crap, year after year. Will you be writing a story to explain? What does your source say?
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By Bones McCoy
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#507684
The Red Arrow wrote:Nice thread. I don't think Liam's impressed...
Liam Dutton‏Verified account @liamdutton

.@ExpressNathan Winter wrong. Spring wrong. Same crap, year after year. Will you be writing a story to explain? What does your source say?
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That is Trolling done right.
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