[Boiler]

Johnson slapped down by Hoyle just now in Pantomime Questions - unsurprisingly, Corbyn used as a stick by Johnson.

[Cyclist]

Someone's actually found a use for Corbyn?

[Boiler]

In those heady Tory days of the early 80s, someone published a book called 101 Uses For A Dead Cat. Less well known, and much nastier IMO, was 101 Uses For The Unemployed.

You know where this is leading, don't you?

[Cyclist]

I do have a copy of "101 Uses For
A John Major", which is rather amusing.

[The Red Arrow]

[Tubby Isaacs]

I think he's said this before, but if so, he's said it again. "Never thought Boris would break his promises", says bloke who voted for the "Boris Breaks His Promises" party.

[Kreuzberger]

The collective noun is "Vermin". Let's never forget that.

If I get a few "disagree" hate-clicks for this post, I will happily compile a list.

[youngian]

Anything else you deeply regret, fuckface?

[Oblomov]

The collective noun is "Vermin". Let's never forget that.

If I get a few "disagree" hate-clicks for this post, I will happily compile a list.

I strongly agree and would like to see the list anyway

[The Red Arrow]

+1

[The Red Arrow]

Anything else you deeply regret, fuckface?

He's trending on that twitter atm. Some of the titters to be had aren't recycled.

[The Red Arrow]

Johnson's a useless prick. That is all.

[Bones McCoy]

Johnson's a useless prick. That is all.

Yebbut he "had no alternative"....

[In which he echoes another of his heroes, and simultaneously demonstrates his utter poverty of imagination]

Not to worry readers, he'll soon be spit-roasted by a horde of torch and pitchfork wielding home counties backbenchers.
The ones who knew "levelling up the North" was nothing but an amusing bit of ecky-thump baiting..
The ones who think it's the end of the world when it comes to "levelling down the South".

[youngian]

Demonstrating the essence of the chaos at the top through the medium of Scotch eggs is sublime. Its the sort of nonsense Johnson would latch onto but is now the butt of this amusing illustration.

[The Red Arrow]

Scotch Eggs is a-trendin'. Our work here is done, comrades. We have moved the ovarian window.