[Tubby Isaacs]

This is indeed absolute bollocks. UKIP standard bollocks.

[Bones McCoy]

Two things here:

1. It's been really sunny the last few days "Just like the costas".
2. Politicians assume that pensioners will believe any old bollocks, and they're too often right.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Nice of Alba to tell the SNP where they went wrong.

And, Alex, mate. People like the voting system because it's pretty proportional. Don't you think pulling an obvious stroke like this would rather bring it into repute? 35 seats for Unionists on half the vote would be a disaster for the Parliament's legitimacy. The SNP beat you 64-0 for a reason. And they got a nationalist majority anyway.

[Bones McCoy]

Prediction that Salmond will continue buzzing about like an annoying wasp at a picnic.

See also Galloway.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Did people notice Galloway was running?

[davidjay]

Did they win the argument by any chance?

[mattomac]

Just thinking this, would Plaid be better promoting itself as the party for/of Wales or did Alba just fail because no one likes them.

[Youngian]

Did people notice Galloway was running?

Still unable to locate his result. Don’t think it was good as he’s turned into Gerard Batten

[Youngian]

I take it this the conspiracy loon ex-diplomat that is going down? What a shame

[Andy McDandy]

Nice of Alba to tell the SNP where they went wrong.

And, Alex, mate. People like the voting system because it's pretty proportional. Don't you think pulling an obvious stroke like this would rather bring it into repute? 35 seats for Unionists on half the vote would be a disaster for the Parliament's legitimacy. The SNP beat you 64-0 for a reason. And they got a nationalist majority anyway.

To quote 1990s cable TV pioneer Wayne Campbell, "and monkeys might fly out of my butt".

This is like a toddler at a friend's birthday party demanding to know where their present is.