[Youngian]

Yeh, whatever

[Crabcakes]

“Look, we didn’t actually want you to offer to resign. We just wanted to call you a hypocrite. Is that too much to ask?”

[Tubby Isaacs]

Lots of people are pushing the idea that the Police Commissioner runs operations on police forces. If Starmer isn't fined, then Ric Holden will be on that one. He's currently lying that Starmer called for Johnson to resign just for being investigated.

[Tubby Isaacs]

Here's another lie.

[Youngian]

That only works if you know your opponent’s too dim to check the pistol.

[Boiler]

We're going to have to come up with a scale for stupidity - but is it "nought to Dorries" or "nought to Bridgen"?

[mattomac]

Considering the news of a reinvestigation came as a surprise to Labour just before a weekend I’m glad he took three days, he needed to know the whys and whether what Labour had would be able to challenge that.

Johnson and the cabinet spent months claiming there weren’t any gatherings and if there were all rules were followed, ignoring the cake for a minute which is an excuse to make them look good and handy before the big fines arrive for say the party in the basement, they spent 3 months spinning that, with veiled source threats towards the Met, BBC, ITV and leaked Sue Gray sources that downplayed her report, only when Sue Gray evidently felt it was far worse than it looked did the Met kick in, they claim Khan put pressure on but it was good stroke of luck on the timing.

[MisterMuncher]

We're going to have to come up with a scale for stupidity - but is it "nought to Dorries" or "nought to Bridgen"?

Dorries to nought.

[Nigredo]

EDIT: original post meant for Ukraine thread, can't find the means of deleting this one now.

[Boiler]

[mod please delete]