As usual, there is a rich crop of self-important gimps. Sixteen of them this year - take a shufti at https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profil ... candidates
In my view, there are two prime contenders for most egregious wanker of the sixteen wankers : wanker di tutti wankero, if you will. They are :
Akshay Thakrar, who tells us:
My friends call me AK47 because I’m a killer salesperson.and (the favourite, I think), the impressively twattish Alex Short, who, apparently straight faced, informs us that
I would compare myself to a Ferrari - shiny on the outside but under the bonnet there is a lot of fire, and I’m coming for you.This is a real tv programme. Which spawned Katie Hopkinson, remember.