Bloody hell. Patel's shat it on the refugee issue, we can't send her out to smirk about hospitals being bombed.And a hapless SPAD was dispatched on this fool's errand.
Bring me a more compassionate face to represent modern conservatism
* Ben Bradshaw - God no, the man's a grinning oaf and a cunt to boot and liable to expound on heir economic potential as sex workers.
* Sir Edward Leigh - Another cunt who's liable to go 1938 Daily Mail at any second.
* Jake the Snake - Too busy laundering roubles at his day job - also a fucking weirdo.
Feel free to ad your own.