[Crabcakes]

It's a pity the glass of scotch, Webley and open French doors isn't an option.

He'd miss.

He’d miss the French doors, let alone anything else.

[Watchman]

He'd never miss the French doors.....they lead out to the garden, and the party!

[Malcolm Armsteen]

[davidjay]

i'm now starting to wonder what Cumming's Hiroshima revelation will be - the one final act that brings the whole sorry mess to a conclusion.

[Youngian]

Mrs Cummings’s recollections of Boris jolly japes at the Spectator deserve a wider hearing.

[Tubby Isaacs]

i'm now starting to wonder what Cumming's Hiroshima revelation will be - the one final act that brings the whole sorry mess to a conclusion.

I don't think he's got receipts on Johnson knowing about the party, sadly. Or else it'll be Johnson's name on an email which he'll say he didn't see.

[Crabcakes]

Operation big golden dog egg seems to rapidly be collapsing, and if this is Lynton Crosby’s best effort a a dead cat they really are screwed…

[Tubby Isaacs]

This might be a false trail. Then again the last time they tried this one, it wasn't.

[Youngian]

People that worked with every PM from Thatcher to May in No 10 have Tweeted the same. I believe it was Oliver Dowden who set off this ludicrous accusation that the civil service has an ingrained office drinking culture. I doubt they even did when Don Draper was knocking back Martinis.

[Bones McCoy]

Mrs Cummings’s recollections of Boris jolly japes at the Spectator deserve a wider hearing.

Beef out Boris, I believe?