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Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:29 am
by AOB
He's cancelled his jaunt to India.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:52 am
by Samanfur
But BBC News reckons that the news about a bunch of football clubs joining a super league is more important. Naturally.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:00 am
by The Red Arrow
A) He'll have to recite 'Gunga Din' down the phone then, won't he?

B) I note he's jumped on that bandwagon. Astonham United, anyone?

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:06 pm
by Oblomov
Pork haystack doing an impromptu announcement right now, talking about India on the red list and booster jabs.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:17 pm
by Andy McDandy
In other news, the 2.6 million briefing room has been mothballed, and Johnny Mercer has been sacked, his "resignation letter" basically accusing Johnson of being all mouth and no trousers.

OK Mercer was trying to protect soldiers from prosecution, which isn't exactly the noblest of causes, but it's the first chink in Johnson's armour.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:23 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
I read that the whole briefing idea has been junked. Short-termism, anticipating a shitstorm over Greensill?
Or has Biden's example made him skidmark his panties?

Allegro Surform now going to be Johnson's mouthpiece (ugh, what an image that presents) on the climate conference.

Apparently 'other ministers' will use the briefing room. If they can be found.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:28 pm
by Andy McDandy
I do wonder if someone has had a word with him, and told him to basically stop fucking around and start acting like a fucking prime minister if he wants the support of the party.

Probably unconnected but I did notice that Carrie Antoinette is connected to the son of John Aspinall, erstwhile crony of Sir Jimmy Goldsmith and various other "I'm seriously rich and fuck everyone else" types that make Johnson look very nouveau riche and oiky in comparison.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:39 pm
by Tubby Isaacs
Stratton might not have been unhappy to change jobs. She was basically doing standard anonymous spokesman bollocks except having her name attached to it.

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:28 pm
by Bones McCoy
Andy McDandy wrote: Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:28 pm I do wonder if someone has had a word with him, and told him to basically stop fucking around and start acting like a fucking prime minister if he wants the support of the party.

Probably unconnected but I did notice that Carrie Antoinette is connected to the son of John Aspinall, erstwhile crony of Sir Jimmy Goldsmith and various other "I'm seriously rich and fuck everyone else" types that make Johnson look very nouveau riche and oiky in comparison.
Care to expand on "connected".
Are you implying she's the Scout Regalia* of the London tories?

* A very expensive "town bicycle" M'Lud.


https://scoutregalia.com/products/sr-bicycle

Re: Alex Johnson - worst prime minister ever?

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:56 pm
by Boiler
"In the name of God, go!"