[Boiler]

@Cyclist and my mate who owns a chippie nearby are lucky she no longer lives in their constituency because otherwise they'd get sucked into the void between her earholes.

Suddenly "necessary hashtags" has come back from the past to haunt me.

[Oboogie]

Mad Nad is now claiming that she misspoke due her dyslexia...seems she's muddled her words again, surely she means dipsomania?

[MisterMuncher]

What's Greek for "Thicker than a whale sandwich"?

[Andy McDandy]

Never occurred to her to reshoot the short digital video if she flubbed a line?

[Boiler]

"One Take Nad".

That's the trouble with telly done on the cheap - it shows...

[davidjay]

She can copy homework though.

[Watchman]

Mad Nad is now claiming that she misspoke due her dyslexia...seems she's muddled her words again, surely she means dipsomania?

I though it was made up by lazy parents who had to find an excuse for their children's poor behaviour, well so the Mail told me

[Oboogie]

Of course! Nothing to do with breaking the law.

[Boiler]

I know someone who is absolutely convinced (and hopes) that is what will happen: for the record, he is a very vocal Remainer.

I dunno about anyone else, but I've moved on from this and just accept things for what they are. If - and it's a bloody big if - Britain rejoins the EU it will most definitely not be in my lifetime: probably in my Godson's.

[Youngian]

Its no coincidence the PartyGate liars are Brexit talismen so there is a kernel of truth in Nad’s conspiracy, which is cropping up frequently among Brexit loons. If they really want me to say I believe this Remoaner conspiracy, I’ll go along with it.