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Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:17 pm
by Malcolm Armsteen
Apparently as well as being a massive prick he has a massive prick. (Popbitch again).

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:20 pm
by Andy McDandy
Isn't there a rumour that he and Vine are sex swappers? Pity the fool who gets their car keys.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 9:59 pm
by Bones McCoy
Andy McDandy wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:20 pm Isn't there a rumour that he and Vine are sex swappers? Pity the fool who gets their car keys.
Make your excuses and leave territory...

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:02 pm
by Bones McCoy
Oboogie wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 7:54 pm Could it really be Gove? I find it barely plausible that he persuaded one woman to go to bed with him, two is surely taking the piss?
They wouldn't be Tories if they had good taste.

Is it possible that Mikey's opened a second front with the DUP?

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm
by The Red Arrow
Having spent most of the day preparing and cooking my favourite meal, and just about to serve up, I suddenly find myself not hungry anymore.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:27 pm
by kreuzberger
The Red Arrow wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm Having spent most of the day preparing and cooking my favourite meal, and just about to serve up, I suddenly find myself not hungry anymore.
Was it the thought of Arlene and Sarah scissoring to fuck while doing beak off the peak of Arlene's driver's cap while, as a dab hand at hitting moving targets, he cracks one off over their breasts?

Aye, that'll be it.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:36 pm
by The Red Arrow
Anyone fancy a lamb bhuna with all the trimmings? I'm not going to touch it.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:38 pm
by Boiler
Can you attach it to a PM? I'll have it if so.

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:46 pm
by Bones McCoy
The Red Arrow wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:36 pm Anyone fancy a lamb bhuna with all the trimmings? I'm not going to touch it.
Better send a bucket...

Re: Michael 'Oiky' Gove

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:58 am
by Oboogie
kreuzberger wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:27 pm
The Red Arrow wrote: Thu Apr 22, 2021 10:05 pm Having spent most of the day preparing and cooking my favourite meal, and just about to serve up, I suddenly find myself not hungry anymore.
Was it the thought of Arlene and Sarah scissoring to fuck while doing beak off the peak of Arlene's driver's cap while, as a dab hand at hitting moving targets, he cracks one off over their breasts?

Aye, that'll be it.
You're not a well man Kreuzy. Seek help.